web analytics

Yard and Garden Art Project

SKinney & Norbit

SKinney and Norbit

Skinney and I decided to have a blue period, we don’t have anything to be blue about but we agreed we both like the color… our house is now blue from top to bottom on the outside.

We are still working on the inside. Seems like everytime we get one thing fixed we find another that needs a-fixin’!

We are currently looking for blue stain for our fence and we are planning on taking over our yard with a series of gardens (no more mowing! woot woot!) with blue blooming plants (SKinney is in charge of that he’s the plant/garden guy).

I will post photos over the summer as we get it done :-)
That is, if I can get him to put the dog down LOL…

3am For Christmas

SKinney and I are booked solid for Christmas and have zero room to take on any more BUT if you want some deals, it’s gonna be December tomorrow and we cleaned out all the art we had here that wasn’t in a happy home and it’s up for cheap, I mean CHEAP on Ebay. If you wanted to collect SKinney and I, now is great time to start! Some auctions are closing tonight – others have a few days!

Plus our stupid furnace went Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt and we had to get a new Aquastat board, I don’t really know exactly what that is, but I do know that it is a word that means $900.00 and I know I don’t want to even think about an Ohio winter without heat.

Man, November was a total whore  – she cost WAY too much money. Glad she’s leaving tonight – buh-bye November.
I hope December is kinder and a little more generous with the dinero!

So – if you want some fast, strange gifts for Christmas – check us out on Ebay – more will be going up daily.
3am Art on Ebay

No One is Listening

I think praying is a huge waste of time. Not only that, have you ever noticed people mainly ask for really selfish stuff when they do pray.
“I need more money”
“I need a job”
“I want so-and-so to be cured of XYZ illness here”….
I-I-I-me-me-me…. Heck, Joyce Meyer has made an industry from teaching people to pray for money and the things they want.

If you were holding a hair dryer and asking the hair dryer for guidance, money, relief from a life situation or other reason – people would say you were crazy. Take away the hair dryer and it’s just praying. – Bill Maher

 

[there was a painting here titled “No One Is Listening”…but it has been sold and now resides in a private collection.

 

Tagged with:
 

Big Diva and Dog

New one – going up Saturday night on Ebay

Tagged with:
 

New Piece – BatSHEEP from the SHEEP! Series

Bat Sheep – from the SHEEP! Series

na-na-na-na-na-naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa batSHEEP.
It’s been months but we finally did another one in the SHEEP! series (shearies?).

This one will be up on Ebay Saturday night.
See the rest of the sheep series here
(none of the previous artworks are available as they all reside in happy private and public collections around the globe).

BatSHEEP from the SHEEP! Series

BatSHEEP

Tagged with:
 

Tina is No Good at Starting Conversations

Tina is no good at starting conversations Someone told me a story about a stepmother who ignored her stepdaughter and treated the stepdaughter as though she wasn’t even in the room. When the daughter went to her father about her stepmother Tina (not her real name) rudely ignoring her, and speaking of her as though she wasn’t in the room, her father’s only answer was, “Tina is no good at starting conversations” instead of addressing the issue which was, Tina just flat out didn’t like her husband’s child.
I can’t imagine treating any child like that, can you?
See the painting for sale on Ebay

Tagged with:
 

well not yet – but later on tonight it will be up on Ebay.
This was a very fun piece and with not only art on the canvas but around the frame as well. We molded fetal skulls and a fetus out of polymer clay and moons and shapes and baked them all nice and hard. All are painted with acrylics and sealed under some “make-you-higher-than-a-kite-when-you-use-it-even-in-ventilation” varnish.

Tagged with:
 

Damnable Dames Series is Now a Poster!

You asked so here it is :
Damnable Dames series is a poster 16×20″ printed on excellent quality paper and is only $24.99 :)
http://www.cafepress.com/3amart/429759
http://images2.cpcache.com/product/560422932v11_240x240_Front.jpg

Tagged with:
 

2 New Artworks Added Currently Up on Ebay

Another gem from the 1963 Pro School Counselor Guide.

In this brief bit I cut out the section that reads, “Until women acquired their present rights and freedoms their feminine roles were well defined” and it goes on to whine about how teenage girls are exercising freedoms in ways their parents never considered and an entire generation of teenage boys stands to be ruined …hahahahahahahaha

and I found this 1963 Professional School Counselor’s Guide…Oh man does it have some gems in it. “Girls Should be Dainty” is one way to know if a young lady in school needs counseling. ::::snort::: I would have needed lots of counseling as a kid in school…. SKinney and I have been joking with each other about “my feminine role” since we read that…

I went to school with Satan and Medusa!

medusa and satanI  sat on a plane – the flight seemed longer because of this complete douche bag I was seated next to.
He was pulling out photos from his wallet to show me – he went to school with Roger Staubach, the sports dude . did I even spell that right?
I remember when I was a kid, Staubach actually lived somewhere near us, near enough we used to see him grocery shopping.
This guy went on and on and on about what a great pal Roger was of his when they were in elementary school and then he busted out a photo of Staubach (at least he said it was) and on the back it said “your friend, Roger”.
You know the way Mom made us sign all of our school photos to give out in class, even to the kids we knew were total tools.

I’m ready now, I have two school photos so if  I get seated next to someone that went to school with someone famous, I can be as equally douchey and say, “Yeah? I went to school with Medusa AND Satan…!”

Tagged with: